“Romancing a woman means seeking to please and appreciate her in ways which, did she doubt or spurn his intent, would otherwise get a man slapped or jailed.”—Michael Spotts:. www.michaelspotts.com (via michaelspotts)
“The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.”—~Charles Caleb Colton (via andrewcoate)
“Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear…”— Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival (via absentheart)